{"product_id":"camiseta-lo-siento-amego-no-tengo-segarro","title":"Camiseta \"Lo siento amego, no tengo segarro\"","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCamiseta \"Lo siento amego, no tengo segarro\" | Humor cañí, sarcasmo patrio y cero filtros\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e¿Te cansa la corrección política y eres de los que dicen las cosas a la cara (aunque le fastidie a tu cuñado)? Entonces esta camiseta es tu alma gemela. Aquí se homenajea al Tercio español, sí, pero sobre todo a ese arte tan nuestro de reírse de todo… incluso de los cigarros que no tienes (o no quieres dar). Porque cuando alguien te suelta el clásico “amigo, ¿tienes segarro?”, aquí la respuesta es clara y sin remordimientos: \u003cstrong\u003e“Lo siento, amego, no tengo segarro.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eNi chicles, ni excusas. Sagrada Familia de fondo, escudo bien plantado en el pecho y mano izquierda arriba: ni paso y ni “segarro”.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e¿Por qué te hará falta esta camiseta?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque estás harto de pedir perdón por existir\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque piensas lo que dices y dices lo que te sale\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque el humor patrio, el sarcasmo y el “no callao” te salen por los poros\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque ya puedes invitar a tus amigos a leer la camiseta cuando empiece la charla de barra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque si no te la compras tú, la va a llevar otro más cuñado que tú\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDatos técnicos (por si te preguntan)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eEspecificación\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eDetalle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTejido\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100% algodón (Sport Grey: 90% algodón\/10% poliéster; Ash Grey: 99% algodón\/1% poliéster; Heather: 50% algodón\/50% poliéster)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGramaje\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e170–180 g\/m²\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCorte\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnisex clásico, ni muy modernillo ni muy rancio\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eConstrucción\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTejido tubular, costuras resistentes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eExtras\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRebordes y doble costura, no apto para blanditos\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQ sin filtros\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e¿Queda bien en todos los cuerpos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSí, y si no, siempre le puedes decir “lo siento amego, no tengo mi talla”.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e¿Pica? ¿Suda?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSi picas, será de tanto reírte; y el algodón te hace sudar menos que los discursos de suegra.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e¿Se puede regalar a alguien sin sentido del humor?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePor supuesto… pero prepárate para miradas raras en la cena familiar.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFabricación bajo demanda: sólo para gente especial (como tú)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eEsta camiseta no espera en un almacén a nadie. 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